I stabbed a condom because I’m a pimp. xD
I slept with a hippie because I’m a pimp.
OR
I slept with a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
That what happens when you’re wearing two shirts. You confuse the timeline.
I ran naked with the cookie monster because I’m sexy like that
WHAT xDDDDDDDD
I ran shirtless with your grandma beacusa I’m sexy like that.
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