monimena:

ceirus:

sinkingwiththemelody:

I stabbed a condom because I’m a pimp. xD

I slept with a hippie because I’m a pimp.
OR
I slept with a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos.
That what happens when you’re wearing two shirts. You confuse the timeline.

I ran naked with the cookie monster because I’m sexy like that
WHAT xDDDDDDDD

I ran shirtless with your grandma beacusa I’m sexy like that.
.__________________. xDD

monimena:

ceirus:

sinkingwiththemelody:

I stabbed a condom because I’m a pimp. xD

I slept with a hippie because I’m a pimp.

OR

I slept with a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

That what happens when you’re wearing two shirts. You confuse the timeline.

I ran naked with the cookie monster because I’m sexy like that

WHAT xDDDDDDDD

I ran shirtless with your grandma beacusa I’m sexy like that.

.__________________. xDD

Reblogueado desde ~Riki's Invasion~
  1. ruper ha reblogueado esto desde monimena y ha añadido:
    I ran shirtless with your grandma beacusa I’m sexy like that. .__________________. xDD
  2. yeezus69 ha reblogueado esto desde crispwhitetoms y ha añadido:
    I stabbed my boy friend because hoes kept stealing my tacos…
  3. monimena ha reblogueado esto desde ceirus y ha añadido:
    I ran naked with the cookie monster because I’m sexy like that WHAT xDDDDDDDD
  4. ceirus ha reblogueado esto desde sinkingwiththemelody y ha añadido:
    I slept with a hippie because I’m a pimp. OR I slept with a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos. That what...
  5. sinkingwiththemelody ha reblogueado esto desde samiboo205 y ha añadido:
    I stabbed a condom because I’m a pimp. xD
  6. stay-calm-and-love-justin-bieber ha reblogueado esto desde happy-everafters y ha añadido:
    LOL. I shanked a homeless guy because I’m gay.
  7. bakins ha reblogueado esto desde crispwhitetoms y ha añadido:
    I shanked a telletubby because i have double D’s lol
  8. animallover69 ha reblogueado esto desde samiboo205
  9. toomanyfandomsandguys ha reblogueado esto desde sariahprincipessa y ha añadido:
    I stabbed a stripper because i’m sexy like that…
  10. shelbieautry ha reblogueado esto desde crispwhitetoms y ha añadido:
    I shot a stripper because I’m gay…hahahaha
  11. sariahprincipessa ha reblogueado esto desde samiboo205 y ha añadido:
    I stabbed Paris Hilton, because i’m good in bed…hahahaha…ok; Your turn now:
  12. therapeuticfun ha reblogueado esto desde samiboo205 y ha añadido:
    I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because I’m sexy like that… NOICE!
  13. crispwhitetoms ha reblogueado esto desde samiboo205 y ha añadido:
    I ran naked with an easter egg because im a pimp
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    i ate my lover because i’m good in bed……..
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